Jet Powers

(Korg and Miek sit on the couch, playing Playstation 4.)

Beer’s in the bucket. Feel free to log on to the WiFi.

Hey, guys. Long time no-

Thor! This kid on the TV just called me a dickhead!

Noobmaster again?

NoobMaster69 called me a dickhead-

(Thor snatches Korg's headset and hisses into the mic.)

Noobmaster, this is Thor, again.

God of Thunder. This is your last warning. Log off this game or I will come to your basement, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt.

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what are we gonna do we're gonna get cut admit it but i don't wanna be cut we're the best balls for life we are the biggest giant balls in the entire universe well in the words of negan you gonna be pee pee pants city here real soon i know i know i know it's so sad who are you and what body part are you supposed to represent the stick uhhhh you mean the banana uhhhh i don't know what's happening i don't know we're scared that we're gonna get cut oh no wait a minute how can a human be living in a cat's body i don't know